Thursday, July 14, 2005

Cedarford vs. Jeff Goldstein

Just a little piece of classic Cedarford. He's really interested in Jeff Goldstein's sperm for some reason. Maybe he's thirsty for a kosher slurpee?

Hmm. Well, I've only lived in two countries, and so far, you and Oliver Willis are the only two people who've complained. And the only thing I've ever been accused of spreading? HOT JEW LOVIN'!

BEWARE THE MONGREL CHILDREN BORN OF MY INSIDIOUS JEW SEMEN, FOR THEY SHALL USHER IN THE DOOM OF WHITEY!

Posted by: Jeff G on February 5, 2005 11:36 PM

Funny, Jeff G. Considering Jewish girls prefer to have either a sterile professional life or marry some hot goy 1/2 the time.

Why Jews have gone from 5% of America's population down to less than 2%. Low birthrate! And why Jewish princesses are lining up to forge intimate overnight partnerships with the best black athletes, be a loi-yah, or hook up with a good-looking gentile who will be there for her kids and give her equal say over family finances.

I'm afraid that there is as much demand for insidious "Jeff Goldstein Jew semen" as there is for hunchback semen.

Watch the kosher hotties you desire reject you for Mbutubo and Levon and Tyone-Mecca-Ali!

It must suck to be you! But if you make enough money, you can, like my obese boss, purchase an Asian honey that will love you long time, no shit!

Course momma will be upset...but she never convinced daughters to stay in the faith and was only concerned with son's money-making potential. Poor Goldstein!

Posted by: Cedarford on February 6, 2005 12:31 AM

3 Comments:

Blogger Knemon said...

Might as well repost it here. I can work out my anger on this site, and save Ace for the snappy repartee.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/103534.php
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Oh, and in case Cedarford is around: Haven't got a chance to taunt you in a while, sicko, so here goes:

AFTER YOU DIE OF IMPACTED BILE YOUR CORPSE WILL BE PAWED BY JEWISH MED RESIDENTS, JEWISH LAWYERS WILL DEVOUR YOUR ESTATE, AND YOUR OFFSPRING, IF ANY, WILL CONVERT AND BECOME TRANNY-BOYS DOWN THE OLD JAFFA WAY.

Because you *know* that's what happens in his nightmares. And sketchbooks.

Asshole.

11:34 PM  
Blogger Billy D said...

Would explain he link between his name and gay porn, no?

3:40 AM  
Blogger digitalbrownshirt said...

Not sure how that search worked. I just typed in "cedarford" and it was on the 6th page, the teaser said something about "gays accepted in hollywood", like a news item. I had to scrub my eyeballs immediately afterwards. There's some freaky people out there.

Next time I tried a search it wasn't there in the original sites anymore, might have been buried in the other couple of hundred pages. Funny how many of the sites involve the term "Cedarford sucks".

3:30 PM  

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