Thursday, July 28, 2005

Does Cedarford Collect Dolls?

Kind of old, but when I saw this, my first thought was "Cedarford?" If it's not, maybe he and the anonymous poster should hook up sometime. They've got a lot in common.

Nazi doll collector.

All he needs are some Joooo dolls and they could play death camp together, followed by naked man rasslin'.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Good News for Cedarford Fans

Cedarford Sucks is now the number one response when you Google his name. Ouch!

My goal isn't complete until I get him to guestblog for me. Until then here's an artist rendering of Cedarford and one of his "friends".

Saturday, July 16, 2005


But you never know.

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.

That's about the least repulsive piece of the article, so enter at your own risk.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Cedarford vs. Jeff Goldstein

Just a little piece of classic Cedarford. He's really interested in Jeff Goldstein's sperm for some reason. Maybe he's thirsty for a kosher slurpee?

Hmm. Well, I've only lived in two countries, and so far, you and Oliver Willis are the only two people who've complained. And the only thing I've ever been accused of spreading? HOT JEW LOVIN'!


Posted by: Jeff G on February 5, 2005 11:36 PM

Funny, Jeff G. Considering Jewish girls prefer to have either a sterile professional life or marry some hot goy 1/2 the time.

Why Jews have gone from 5% of America's population down to less than 2%. Low birthrate! And why Jewish princesses are lining up to forge intimate overnight partnerships with the best black athletes, be a loi-yah, or hook up with a good-looking gentile who will be there for her kids and give her equal say over family finances.

I'm afraid that there is as much demand for insidious "Jeff Goldstein Jew semen" as there is for hunchback semen.

Watch the kosher hotties you desire reject you for Mbutubo and Levon and Tyone-Mecca-Ali!

It must suck to be you! But if you make enough money, you can, like my obese boss, purchase an Asian honey that will love you long time, no shit!

Course momma will be upset...but she never convinced daughters to stay in the faith and was only concerned with son's money-making potential. Poor Goldstein!

Posted by: Cedarford on February 6, 2005 12:31 AM

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

How other bloggers feel about Cedarford

A few choice quotes from Ace of Spades.

Cedarford's such an anti-semite he actually cried when Laurence Olivier died in Marathon Man.

Posted by ace at July 13, 2005 12:25 AM

OK..I'm pissed off now!

My one major contribution to Cedarford bashing? I was the one who first started adding an "*" to Cedarford's name when referencing him in posts on Ace's site.

The * of course standing for "Cedarford, who is, by the way, a cocksucker".

I deserve a prominent mention, dammit!

Or at least a cookie. Can I have a cookie?

Posted by Jack M. at July 13, 2005 01:57 AM

Let's see, Ace is a lawerly type who wants to break out into Hollywood, and actually thinks Israel has a right to exist.

You think Cedarfart would have clued into this fact and realized that Ace was selling his IP to Mossad.
Then again Cedarford probably already lives in mortal fear of ZioNinja Action Force coming for him.

Posted by HowardDevore at July 13, 2005 12:47 PM

C's wallpapering his bunker with tinfoil as we type.

Posted by lauraw at July 13, 2005 01:28 PM

Wow. Cedarford really does suck!

Posted by Joan of Argghh! at July 13, 2005 04:21 PM

"ACE, Jack M, DigitalBrownAsshole, Howard Devore, SpewFan, Lauraw, etc"

I'm proud to be in such company! If you're not on the list, you're just not trying hard enough. Although I really, really thought Sue and Andrea should have made it.

Posted by BrewFan at July 13, 2005 05:21 PM

All of these from a single topic, apparently Cedarford really sucks. I'll be doing a series of posts showing various Cedarford sightings on the web. I suspect he has a strong chance of sucking in those too.

The Real Cedarford Obeys My Command

He's so predictable with his reaction at AoS.

Funny. BTW, "Seedy" isn't me.

Of course it is Seedy.

The really amusing thing is that ACE and his Zionist cocksucking cohorts fail to speak to truth.

1. Criticism of any Muslim country, any European country, China, etc. is freely allowed, even America. But ACE and company believe it is taboo to criticize one country - Israel.

a. Even though Israel's policies in defiance of the Geneva Convention and UN Resolutions that the US signed onto have embroiled the ME and cost American lives.

b. Even though Israel maintains the 3rd largest military and industrial network in America next to Russia and China. And has passed on those secrets to China and the Soviet Union.

c. Even though Israel is regarded as so untrustworthy after repeated illegal, covert sales of US weapons system technology to China that they are not permitted - unlike 20 other nations - anywhere near the Joint Strike Fighter Project or US satellite intel anymore.

d. Even though Israel has managed to get 185-205 times more US taxpayer dollars in foreign aid for it's citizens per capita over the years than any other nation. And somehow gain an exemption for only powerful Jewish -American lobbyists to not have to register as foreign lobbyists as they bribe our politicians with millions to get billions.

e. Even though Israel only grants Jews the right of citizenship and practices a form of discrimination against Christians and Muslims reminescent of Jim Crow.

f. Even though Israel has a whole Ministry devoted to negotiating, suing for, and managing monetary Reparations from Europeans and many American companies for war losses suffered by Jews - they have yet to pay a shekel to the Palestinians whose homes and lands they grabbed after 1948.

g. Even though Israel is a global center of credit fraud, drug trafficking, drug money laundering, safe haven for other country's financial scammers (as long as they are Jewish).

h. Even though Israel - described as our "best ally" is absolutely useless as a economic, diplomatic, strategic, even military asset. No nation, not even the UK or Australia - will work with us in a conflict where Israel participates. The relationship is one-way.

2. I speak the truth. Examples? Yes, Zionist money bribes & corrupts Congress. At 2% of the population, Jews are a negligable democraphic mostly concentrated in solid Blue States. The votes are irrelevant. It's the money and control of certain American industries that is the power Zionist supporters exert. Yes, they hit us up for 3 billion in Gulf War "reparations" for Scud damages. Yes, they are asking the US to pay to enrich Settlers we opposed in the 1st place almost 1/2 million dollars each.


ACE, Jack M, DigitalBrownAsshole, Howard Devore, SpewFan, Lauraw, etc...It's high time to grow a pair and spit the Zionist cock out of your mouths.

Posted by: Cedarford on July 13, 2005 04:07 PM
Seedy has such a dirty little mouth on him. Must be from all that cock sucking.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Fat Kid Classic

Fat Kid did a take down on Herr Cedarford in January.
Top Five Things Cedarford Would Do If He Owned A Dairy.

Funny part is while searching for Cedarford on Google, one page listed was a gay porn site. Not that I'm saying he's gay, he's just known to a gay porn site for some reason.

the cedarford experience part one

A random quote from our favorite anti-zionist:

Santorum, a bit of a nut as the Schiavo Fiasco revealed, is actually anti-liberal but a knee-jerk Christian Zionist who is not anti-Jew. He has the dilemma of whether or not to criticize institutions advancing a cause that directly goes against his conservative and religious beliefs...but institutions associated with Jewish power.

It would be better on the Left and Right, and for America, if the truth was not shielded on some notion that censorship prevents bad feelings.

Liberal Jews are strongly pro-gay, and their tremendous clout in Hollywood, academia, the media makes those institutions reflect a pro-gay agenda. That is just a fact. Keeping ethnic clout unsaid makes both sides hide assumptions and assume the worst about the other side. And, yes, use oblique words to hide what they believe or know.

Posted by Cedarford at June 29, 2005 02:33 PM
on Ace of Spades HQ

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Like my new blog?

I'll be posting on all of the horrible things that jews are responsible for real soon, like global warming and high gas prices.